and then they went out for beers
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
legitimately crying
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
Oh,.its on my dash again.
Reblog.
I’m pretty sure my mom thinks I’m having a heart attack from the noises and movements I just made…
(via eternal8knight)
“And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.”
w h o a I did not realize how awful and inappropriate this was until now
I had to pause it and recollect my life,
this is one of my favorite moments
(via simplerealities)
I am the last person on the Internet to learn that Narwhals are fucking REAL? I thought they were just cool mythical creatures from Elf. This changes EVERYTHING. Oh God, I’ve wasted so much timeeeeeeeee
your blog is now wearing a bowtie
bowties are cool
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